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If you say so…

Every time something from Hannibal pops up on my dash, all I can do is shake my head and wonder why you all aren’t watching it.

This fucking show…

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In his defense, it’s a pretty thoughtful present.

SAW but with that puppet and he mainly interviews you.

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"Sniper Pug" by TomSka


1. Single moms are the problem. Only 9 percent of low-income, urban moms have been single throughout their child’s first five years. Thirty-five percent were married to, or in a relationship with, the child’s father for that entire time.

2. Absent dads are the problem. Sixty percent of low-income dads see at least one of their children daily. Another 16 percent see their children weekly.

3. Black dads are the problem. Among men who don’t live with their children, black fathers are more likely than white or Hispanic dads to have a daily presence in their kids’ lives.

4. Poor people are lazy. In 2004, there was at least one adult with a job in 60 percent of families on food stamps that had both kids and a nondisabled, working-age adult.

5. If you’re not officially poor, you’re doing okay. The federal poverty line for a family of two parents and two children in 2012 was $23,283. Basic needs cost at least twice that in 615 of America’s cities and regions.

6. Go to college, get out of poverty. In 2012, about 1.1 million people who made less than $25,000 a year, worked full time, and were heads of household had a bachelor’s degree.

7. We’re winning the war on poverty. The number of households with children living on less than $2 a day per person has grown 160 percent since 1996, to 1.65 million families in 2011.

8. The days of old ladies eating cat food are over. The share of elderly single women living in extreme poverty jumped 31 percent from 2011 to 2012.

9. The homeless are drunk street people. One in 45 kids in the United States experiences homelessness each year. In New York City alone, 22,000 children are homeless.

10. Handouts are bankrupting us. In 2012, total welfare funding was 0.47 percent of the federal budget.

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Brian Williams came prepared for his interview

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So apparently my Tumblr turned 4 today. Happy Birthday, Chocodile!  Thanks to all of you who follow me!


1001 Video Games You Must Play Before You Die By Tony Mott

The most comprehensive guide to video games ever, this hardcover book explores games as entertainment and art form, covering 1001 titles and over 950 pages, taking into account platforms and genres, from the bold and the dark to the spiritual and whimsical.

This starts in the ’70s and goes all the way up to it’s publishing date in 2010. It’s a few years out of date now but from what it shows in the preview on Amazon it definitely hits a lot of key games!

There’s also an updated version published in 2013 but it doesn’t have much info about the content available.