All in all, today has just been a huge ball of shit. Actually it’s worse than that. Maybe a turducken of shit! Yeah that sounds better. A turducken of shit with a side buffet of collard shits (very hard to get those collars on), sweet shit cassarole, and my favorite…shit and cheese. I mean, I hit the bottom of every expectation list. The only way it could have been worse would be if some airborn virus swept through the land, infecting all it passed with a deep desire to whoop. my. ass.
…What cha’ got, Friday?